Friday, March 26, 2004

Good and/or Bad Headlines of the Moment

Yeah, that one above is probably a bad one.



Anyway, here's some interesting headlines I've seen and/or heard recently.



From Game Informer: New Mortal Kombat Causes Fatalities



Clever, no? See, because Mortal Kombat is known for its fatalities, and, well, causing fatalities... it's funny! Well, I thought it was. You don't like it? Well... who asked you? Why don't you start your own weblog about video game journalism then, huh? (That sure shut you up)



Well, at least it's better than this CNN Headline News promo that I heard while scanning the news networks during lunch:



"You can now satisfy your need for speed without leaving your house thanks to two new video games."



The anchor sounded genuinely surprised when she emphasized the words "without leaving your house," as if home console video games were a new phenomenon to her. Unfortunately, my cable provider cut out the actual racing game previews with a local edition news segment, so I didn't get to see if my need for speed truly would be satisfied. Such is life, I guess.



I'm back from my Spring Break vacation so actual, meatier articles are impending. You can't escape! Don't even try!

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