Some more headlines following on the recently highlighted one.
Template: Headline (My comment) -Source
Ballmer: Xbox 2 'Amazing' (In other news, "Bush: Evil 'Bad'") -Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Ballmer: "Xbox 2 is going to OWN Sony" (Or Microsoft is going to buy them) -Xbox365
Ballmer *hearts* the new Xbox (I *heart* Huckabees) -Prodigious Gaming
“Xbox 2 is an Amazing Innovation” – Steve Ballmer (I could have sworn Nintendo Preisdent Satoru Iwata said that first) TeamXbox
Ballmer: Xbox 'can take Sony' (...Out to dinner!) -CNet
Steve Ballmer Talks Xbox 2 (Wins the "straightforward" award) -Xbox Advanced
Xbox 2 expected to challenge Sony and Nintendo (Wins the "No duh!" award, despite tough competition) -GameShout
Ballmer 'bigs-up' Xbox 2 ('Bigs-up'?) -Ferrago
Microsoft CEO Pledges Xbox 2 Innovation, Makes Next-Gen Warcry (Spong shows some remarkable restraint) -Spong
Last, and definitely least: Xbox2 Blows Sony!!! (No comment) -Total Video Games
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The "Bigs Up" one had me laughing for a good minute. It's one thing to use slang, but if you're going to do so in a headline the least you can do is check to make sure you have it right. Big Ups yourself, as Ali G would say. For crying out loud. No respek anymore. No respek at all. ;)
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ReplyDeleteI think this first one is like one of those SAT questions:
Ballmer :: Xbox 2 'Amazing' :: Nintendo
Steve is getting on in years:
Ballmer: "Xbox 2 is going to OWN, Sonny."
This reads like that old Johnny Carson skit:
Ballmer, hearts, the new Xbox
(Three things that do not photograph well)
Instead of shouts and jumps around like a monkey. I think the two are related somehow:
Steve Ballmer Talks. Xbox 2.
It's hardly innovative to make sequels to questionable titles:
Microsoft CEO Pledges Xbox 2 Innovation; Makes Next-Gen Warcry
I'm sure Sony execs share this opinion:
Xbox2 Blows, Sony!